What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart?
Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.
I'm taking a stab at a Peter/Bella fic because I find him so loveable-even more so than Jasper, in a way. I pulled up to the drive-thru and she leaned over me from the passenger side and placed her order—her glorious ass was staring at me right in my face and I felt like giving it a good squeeze and a spank."Not yet, fucker." Brewmaster chastised in my mind.
That being said, I will do my best to update this story weekly. My Dodge Ram was parked in between a Toyota Sequoia and a beat up Mercury Sable with bird shit on it's windshield. Now, how the fuck am I supposed to get her into my bed?
Suddenly, I was hit with the most mouthwatering scent that I'd ever encountered in my existence as a vampire. I drove north up Route 87 and parked in my driveway. Now tell me your story.""This all started eight and a half years ago, mind you.
Since November, celebrities including Will Ferrell, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Katy Perry have worn the shirt.
] New York-based athleisure brand Yogasmoga, founded as an e-commerce venture in 2013 and marketed as direct competition to Lululemon, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
— For the third time this year, a gun has been stolen from the same Walmart store in the Memphis area.
The latest theft happened May 28 just before 1 a.m.
Ellen Elias, the mom, retired high school teacher, and proud feminist who saved the shirts, tells Yahoo Style she wasn’t aware of the controversy behind them all those years ago.
“I remember being surprised that I would find something like this at Walmart,” she explains.
A pretty gal strode up to the Sable with a shopping cart, opened the trunk, and started loading her purchases inside. My house was located in a secluded, woodsy area of Hillsgrove. I pulled up a chair across from her."I used to have a wife, but she ran off with a piano playing, virgin, veggie vamp who happened to be her mate. I'll get alcohol poisoning if I drink that much."Oh, yeah. I took the glass for myself, grabbed another glass and poured whiskey in it until it was half full."It's still too much, but it'll do. I was living with my father and attending Forks High School in Washington. He and I started dating and like a young, naïve idiot, I worshipped the ground he walked on. A couple of months later, he and his fucked-up family were playing baseball when we were approached by three nomads: Laurent, James, and Victoria.
She rifled through one of the shopping bags and grabbed a pair of windshield wiper blades and some washer fluid, then shut the trunk. ""I'll take Brewmaster, Gift seems so generic and yes she's your mate. She puts your ex that ran off with that piano playing, virgin, veggie vamp to shame. There was a creek running in the back and I could hear the soothing water flow. I suppose he's no longer a virgin seeing as they got married three years ago. I grabbed a gallon bottle of Jack Daniels and poured it into a tall glass for her. James was a tracker and when Edward moved to protect me, he saw it as a challenge and decided to pursue me.
Elias is originally from Miami and lived in Israel for five years later on.