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In second place was a legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu'.

Other jokes to make the top 20 include a string of brilliant one-liners - and digs at wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.

A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been hailed in a survey as the funniest gag ever.

Researchers scoured the web and examined more than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 on which 36,000 people voted.

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Bill quizzed all his friends, co workers, clients and anyone he happened to bump into, as to what would be a good anniversary present. Not willing to trust himself to pick out the right flowers, Bill called up a local flower shop with strict instructions to deliver the biggest most beautiful bouquet of flowers first thing in the morning with the following note “Happy Anniversary Year Number Two! ” John Sam and Abe, 3 retired friends,would get together every night, rain or shine, to play poker. The third time it stopped she grabbed my shotgun out of my holster and shot it in the head.

When suddenly out of nowhere a car pulled up next to his parked car and hit Dave. Luckily they let him out after 3 hours and he walked in the door to his house at 8 o’clock. She thought it was a dirty and low way to fill his time, but she had long ago resigned herself to her sorry fate, although inside of her, there was always a low flame on the back burner waiting to erupt.

John walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long day of work, he exhaustively sinks into his favorite arm chair, puts up his footrest, turns on the TV, and turns to his wife Hannah, “Honey, please get me a hard drink, I think it’s about to start.” Hannah rolls her eyes, heads to the kitchen, takes out a beer from the fridge, and brings it to John. That was the first question he asked me about you too! I’m only 40 years old but I look and feel like I’m over 55! One Wednesday night, after a few nights of boring games, something exciting happened.

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A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. A: A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush. A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?

Apparently, joking about how bad marriage is helps ease some of the queasiness. ” said Harry raising his voice, “I’m the only one who knows that they are pinching my darn feet!!!

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